NFL: Cincinnati Bengals at Chicago Bears
Credit: Daniel Bartel-USA TODAY Sports

Simone Biles is the toast of the town wherever she goes. Following a tumultuous 2020 showing in Tokyo, Biles earned redemption in the 2024 Paris Olympic Games, adding three more gold medals and a silver to her already extensive collection.

Now, she’s not only the talk of the town, Biles is celebrated as the toast of the town. Especially in the Maple & Ash restaurant in Chicago, where she was greeted with a custom menu.

The cover of the menu is NSFW, but very befitting of the trailblazing gymnast who has redefined the sport with her unparalleled talent.

She is, after all, the most decorated American gymnast of all time. And the menu captures that essence in three simple words.

“Olympic […] champion.”

RELATED: Simone Biles Won Three Gold Medals In Paris, Then Lost A Battle With Tequila: ‘Never Drinking Again’

Simone Biles Olympic-Themed Menu

Simone Biles was showing off her new Olympic menu as she was out to dinner with her husband, Jonathan Owens. Owens himself is an accomplished athlete; he’s currently a safety for the Chicago Bears.

He’s also in the running for Husband of the Century.

He skipped Chicago’s first preseason game, along with four team practices, so he could cheer on his wife in Paris. They were seen exchanging heart-shaped hand gestures after Biles won gold in the women’s individual all-around final.

Biles also posted images of herself posing with the inside of the menu exposed. It contained the same title.

It’s kind of lazy on the restaurant’s part. It would have been more impressive if they changed the names of the menu items to gymnastics terms or something.

This is, after all, the Olympic freaking champion we’re talking about here.

RELATED: MyKayla Skinner’s Husband Steps Up to Back His Wife After Simone Biles Feud Turns Ugly: ‘Proud Of Her’

What Is She Wearing?

Getting back to Owens, Simone Biles was returning the favor by supporting her man at the Bear’s preseason game against the Cincinnati Bengals this weekend.

She wore an oversized jacket featuring black and white images of Owens in a number 34 jersey. Owens wears the number 36 as a Bear.

When did he wear number 34? When he played with the Green Bay Packers.

Wearing Packers-themed gear to a Bears game? Normally that’s a one-way ticket to Pain Street. But Biles does what she wants. Because she’s an Olympic freaking champion.

Well, maybe not anything she wants. Even gold medalists like Biles are no match for tequila, as she recently learned. Hopefully, that wasn’t on the menu for Simone at this restaurant.

Biles has a staggering 11 Olympic medals (7 gold) and 30 world championship medals. She broke numerous records with her performance in Paris.

Rusty Weiss is a lifelong NFL and MLB fan (Cowboys/Dodgers) and sometimes fan of college basketball (Xavier). Rusty is... More about Rusty Weiss

Mentioned in this article:

More about: