Legendary NFL coach Bill Belichick did what every smart man in America does upon joining a new social media platform – he shared a picture of his girlfriend.
Belichick made the announcement that he was joining the image-based social media platform Instagram earlier this week during an appearance on the Pat McAfee Show.
“I can’t really believe I’m doing this but I’ve joined Instaface,” he quipped.
Who knew the coach had such comedic chops?
Especially when the folllwing statement is what he used to announce the move. Use your best monotone and robotic voice while reading this:
“During my career in the NFL, I had built-in opportunities to express myself at a moment’s notice. The circumstances are different now. So, here I am,” he declared.
“I am (surprisingly) thrilled to announce my decision to utilize social media platforms with the intention of connecting directly with fans and the public.”
Zzzzzz.
The six-time Super Bowl-winning coach has amassed over 260,000 followers on the ‘face’ in just a few days.
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Bill Belichick Shares Pic Of His Girlfriend On Instagram
With social media comes the pressure of having to share pics of your girlfriend with the world. Bill Belichick – eight Super Bowl rings notwithstanding – is no different. And his girlfriend is already on Instagram.
As such, he posted his first Instagram Story, which was a re-sharing of him and 23-year-old former cheerleader Jordon Hudson. The picture shows the 72-year-old coach and Hudson petting a goat at the United States Naval Academy.
I’m not sure what vortex we’ve fallen into, but we’re talking about ‘the Hoodie’ on Instaface with his 23-year-old girlfriend and there’s some petting going on.
This – THIS – is what the internet was made for.
Hudson in her post jokes that she’s petitioning for Belichick to change his Instaface handle to @BillyGoat.
Bill And His Cheerleader Girlfriend
Yes, Bill Belichick is dating a 23-year-old former cheerleader named Jordon Hudson. And now, it’s Instagram official.
The former Patriots coach famously signed her ‘Deductive Logic’ textbook from school the first time they met, and casually dropped in a listing of every Lombardi Trophy he ever won with the Patriots: “36, 38, 39, 49, 51, and 53.”
Players gonna play, y’all.
“Jordon,” the message reads. “Thanks for giving me a course on logic! Safe travels!”
Your typical May-December love story.
The former New England Patriots coach was recently hired as an analyst for Inside the NFL on The CW Network after surprisingly not landing a coaching job during the off-season.
Reports suggest, however, that he is using the analyst role as a means to keep his name out there as he plots a return to the sideline.
Then again, other great coaches like Bill Cowher and Jimmy Johnson settled into their roles nicely and never returned to calling plays under a headset.
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